Snackspiration! (Week 4 (Jan 2013)

Snackspiration! (Week 4 (Jan 2013) With MARY SONUGA

The INCREDIBLE!

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ood day Ladies and Gentleman. I stand before you all to sit behind you and tell you a story I know nothing about.

First to the announcement, there’ll be a Women’s meeting for men only, put on your best clothes if you have none, there’ll be seats but you’ll have to pay at the gate. Now to my story:

One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead men woke up to fight each other back to back, they faced each other, dropped their guns and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the gunshot and ran to the scene. If you think my story is false, ask the blind man he witnessed it. Thanks!

WHAT ARE THE BEST THINGS!

“Knowledge” says the Student; “Certificate” say the FYB; “Beauty” says the Artist; “Money” says the Capitalist”; “Honour” say the Soldier; “Profit” says the Trader; “Pleasure” says the Foot; “Love” says the mood; “Production” says the Industrialist; “Healing” says the Doctor; “Home” says the Mother; “Rest” says the Toilet; “Kindness” says the Child; “Obedience” says the Servant; “Abundance says the farmer.

All these are best but to me the best thing is the “LOVE OF GOD”.

A CHILD.

If a Child lives with RECOGNITION, he grows to know the importance of having a GOAL! If a Child lives with TOLERANCE, he grows to PATIENT! If a Child lives with APPROVAL, he grows to be HIMSELF! If a Child lives with ACCEPTANCE, he grows to LOVE! If a Child lives with HONESTY, he grows to know the TRUTH! If a Child lives with FRIENDLINESS, he learns the world is a nice place to live! If a CHILD lives with WICKEDNESS, he learns the World is full of evil people! If A CHILD lives with JEALOUSY, he learns to feels GUILTY! If a CHILD lives like YOU, What will HE grow up to KNOW?

Have a THOUGHT-FUL HOLIDAY! CIAO!